Quotes from The Factory Floor

Confused Engineer trying to find the restroom: “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” 

Joyful Factory Worker #1: “Wow – that was great … did you think that up?”

Confused Engineer trying to find the restroom: “No … Arthur C. Clark said it … originally”

Joyful Factory Worker #2: “Well, it’s still magic even if you know how it’s done.” 

Joyful Factory Worker #1: “Nice! Did you make that one up?”

Joyful Factory Worker #2: “Nah … it was said by Terry Pratchett …”

Joyful Factory Worker #1: “Oh … yeah … doesn’t he work in Shipping?”

Joyful Factory Worker #3: “I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food … is it Break Time yet?”

Joyful Factory Worker #1: “Life is too short to remove USB safely, you know?”

Joyful Factory Worker #3: “Yeah, I hear ya! Our Wi-Fi went down at home last night for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.”

Confused Engineer trying to find the restroom: “Ah, excuse me … are you guys finished … I really need to get to the restroom …”

Well, truth be told (which is ALWAYS a good idea), we were supposed to do a much more technical post here, but, as usual, the Writing Department and the Art Department are waiting on The BIG BOSS to sign-off and deliver … so, in the meantime, our boss, Freddy [That’s Freddy The Foreman] gave us the green light to engage in a wee bit of levity to sorta lighten up the heavy strain that waiting of The BIG BOSS usually causes … so, instead of his BIG serious technical post (which will be coming along any day now) (maybe), this has been our more light-hearted-yet-Foreman-approved entry for May 17. Hope you all think it’s funny, too! Oh … and, thanks for coming in today!

Waiting for the BIG BOSS to show up with his latest technical briefing and monthly post, we figured we’d just sorta get together and have a laugh … while we wait, that is … ah, er …ah … certainly NOT about the BIG BOSS! Ah … er … ah, he’s our role-model … and hero … right girls?